Hi CAPS LOCK KID, what did you do during your vacation?
I STUDIED. EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME.
So you studied, then ate lunch, then studied again?
I DID NOT EAT LUNCH.
… So you ate a big dinner?
NO. I DID NOT EAT DINNER. I ONLY STUDIED.
Did you eat breakfast?
A big breakfast?
CAPS LOCK KID, I’m surprised that you’re still alive.
Just a note: while with other students I would be genuinely worried that they spent their entire vacation studying and starving themselves, there’s no way that happened here. In addition, his classmates couldn’t stop laughing when he was speaking.